is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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