My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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