I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
