My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
ok first of all what the fuck
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
Randomize
