at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
time to smoke my breakfast
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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