thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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