Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I think your dad took our porno
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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