I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
