she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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