Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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