it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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