why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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