Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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