I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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