But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
The uberlube is also flammable
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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