oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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