that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I party with great urgency now.
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