Your mouth is God's brothel.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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