If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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