Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Randomize
