too bad you live with your parents still
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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