the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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