fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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