im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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