I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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