Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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