the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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