Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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