It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Terrible idea I love it
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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