i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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