id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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