She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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