It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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