What a fucking waste of an outfit
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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