Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
