what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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