Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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