i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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