There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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