I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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