The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I accidentally burped into my bong.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
