Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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