On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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