I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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