somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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