Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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