Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm jealous of your bromance
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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