I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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