help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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