You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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